Coulda woulda shoulda April 28, 2008
Posted by angelh28 in Hubs, Miss Grumpypants, Nonsense.trackback
I could spend this post bitching about the weather that has gone horribly wrong, considering last week I was wearing capris and t-shirts. Fucking spring in Chicago.
I could write about the antics of my children and how much Mondays suck. Little shits.
I could tell you all about the neck pain I have had for 3 months. Son of a bitch.
I could bitch about the mysterious charge to my bank account that I found this morning which I researched and used the internet to find that I was duped into it by ordering flowers from a company and inadvertently signed up for some membership savings program. Fuckers.
I could express my intense fear of the state of the world right now. Armageddon much?
I could tell you how incredibly bad at math I am and how taking math at an online college is NOT the way to go if you suck at math. I can’t even complete the assignments anymore. Stoopid math.
I could apologize for being an incredibly lame ass blogger as of late. I’m a tard.
But then I thought, why? Why on earth would I want to contribute more misery to the blogosphere on a crappy Monday in which other bloggers might be feeling down? Maybe I should swim against the current and post pictures of kittens and spring flowers and fluffy teddy bears? Except I don’t really have any pictures of those things and the batteries in my camera are dead.
So where does that leave this post?
I. Have. No. Idea.
I guess I will leave you with a knock knock joke. An original knock knock joke straight from hubs…
Hubs - “Knock knock!”
You - “Who’s there?”
Hubs - “Orange.”
You - “Orange who?”
Hubs - <farts loudly as you ask “orange who?”>
Hubs and the punchline - “Orange you glad you don’t have to smell that?!”
Yes, folks, my husband can practically fart on cue. His timing is impeccable and his made up jokes are sometimes even hilarious.
Happy crappy Monday.
P.S. I enjoy changing my header picture because it’s fun. It’s not me being indecisive, as usual. And the tag line is courtesy of me, but inspired from my new UK BFF MrsFancypants. She made me what I am today, in the UK. Which is actually a little more than nothing, but it’s bloody fun to say. I LOVE THE ENGLISH! They gave us words like “tossers” and “bloody” and “wanker”. I will forever be greatful for that.
thank you…
…you big tossy American bloody wanker!
*big hugs from the UK*
I have enjoyed all the cross-pond-learning!
I love the english terms too. I can’t believe your hubby can fart on que! lol Hysterical.
Oh, sure, she used to be my BFF, until I screwed up. Love the header though!
ha! My ex-hubs was a bloody wanker from Australia! a two-fer!
I had a crappy Monday too…science fair projects ALL freakin’ day!!! urgh!
May I just point out that Hotfessional WAS by stateside BFF until she forgot who I was and confused me for someoe entirely different.
‘Hurt’ doesn’t begin to describe how I felt!
My Monday sucked too mate, and I almost killed 1 work colleague, 1 father and 1 recovery man!
Um excuse me for taking over your blog my lovely but Ree and Mrs Fancypants actually declared their love to ME!!! And now I find them tarting around lovin’ on other bloggers.
Shit. I feel so used.
Oh and I love the orange joke. My girls taught me that one… *gaffaw*
Ladies, ladies!!! Can’t we ALL be friends!!!
Ok, here it is…
Magneto’s BFF is Ree, Ree’s BFF is MrsFancypants, MrsFancypants BFF is Magneto and then ya’ll can welcome me into that lovely family circle anyway you see fit. Ok? Ok.
It is Wednesday over here in Singapore so yapppp…a crappy joke is most welcome any day of the week
DON’T ENCOURAGE KELLEY - SHE IS A PSYCHO
let’s not tell her I said so though, eh?! She’ll take my Crocs off me and beat me with them!!!
Oh and I’m all about the love, I love all 3 of you for very different reasons…
Hot is professional yet crazy and oh so cool (like me at work), Kelley is a crazy bitch and makes me piss (like me at home) …and you, you’re as flaky and daft and random and …isn’t the word random cool… you change subject as stupidly as I do (just. like. me)